5 Naked Ghosts Rock the Games

You remember those Pan Galactic Naked Ghost Games that I wrote about yesterday right? Well the organizers of the games go all out.  Not only do they put on the multiverse's best opening and closing ceremonies, they have constant music and entertainment during the sporting events as well.

Now, while some sporting purists talk of making sports into the equivalent of a 3 ring circus, most in the Naked Ghost community quite enjoy a good 3 ring circus as it were. Virtually speaking if not imagineerily speaking.

Now one thing many don't know is that Naked Ghosts don't really go in for overly amplified music. It is not that they don't like loud music mind you. Oh no! On the contrary, they like to rock the house at ear splitting volume!

I know. This does not make much sense to most people at first. However, this is on account of another thing that many don't know about Naked Ghosts. You see, Naked Ghosts have very, very, good hearing. Because of this little known fact, they don't need amplification even though they play their music at what we would consider 11.

So getting back to those Games we were speaking of, you can imagine how loud their cheering must have sounded to them if I heard it from the other side of the "Laughing Hills." (Same for that cavorting I have previously written about come to think of it!) Anyone, I was walking around the field taking photos of the various sporting events and generally enjoying myself. As I was passing the BBQ area, there was a lull in the cheering and very faintly I heard the most wonderful, rocking music.

Looking at the bandstand I saw:



5 Naked Ghosts Rocking the Games

I think you would have gotten a real kick out of the music that day.

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4 Naked Ghosts try to Break the Record for the Naked Mile at the Pan Galactic Naked Ghost Games

Well, the other day I was out and about, roaming and rambling as I like to do. I  was on a route that I don't often take on foot.

I was approaching some of the "Laughing Hills" when I heard loud cheers coming from over those same hills. It sounded exciting.

I got my trusty camera ready just in case I should come upon some newsworthy event in the near future.

Well, let me tell you, what I found on the other side of the hill was simply amazing. I know you would not be able to believe it if you did not have such a finely developed ability to suspend your disbelief.

Feast your eyes and your imagination on:



4 Naked Ghosts trying to Break the Record for the Naked Mile at the Pan Galactic Naked Ghost Games

That really is quite the naked running race isn't it?

What do you think of Naked Ghost races?

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3 Naked Ghosts Stalking a Living Rat

I know, I know. If you have been reading these Naked Ghost capers you may very well think we are having a bona fide outbreak of Naked Ghosts here in the islands. I don't rightly know, you may indeed be right.

What I know we have way too many of though are living rats.

As I go about minding my business on my walks I am seeing rats all over the place. It really is quite nasty.

I cannot remember it being this way in my childhood days. Perhaps it was and I was just not paying attention to the same things. Anyone care to comment?

So the other day I was out rambling and had already seen living rats running about the place in more than one location. I banked a corner and heard some movement in the bushes. When I first looked, I saw a small family of rats having a ball on a mound of dirt and refuse. Soon though, most scattered leaving one alone and that is when I noticed these 3 Naked Ghosts Stalking a Living Rat



Yup, they were after him alright. I am not sure what for.

Can you spot the rat?

What about the 3 naked ghosts?

2 Naked Ghosts Hooked Up And Ready For Battle

Here we see 2 Naked Ghosts Hooked Up And Ready For Battle



No, those reddish things are not Naked Ghosts, stop playing around. I know you know that those are their weapons of choice for this battle.

Yes, they are likely to be Bahamian Naked Ghosts. After all, this picture was taken in the Bahamas and I have never seen this form of battle anywhere else in all my born days.

Just in case you don't remember or are unfamiliar with this form of battle, one warrior holds on to the white part at the end of one weapon. The other warrior does the same with the other weapon. When the master of the tournament gives the signal, the warriors engage. The one who loses the little piece at the end of the weapon loses the battle. (And in rare cases is put to death. OK, OK, I have never actually heard of anyone being put to death after losing, I just added that for dramatic effect. In any case, that would not apply to Naked Ghosts now would it?)

Enjoy today's Naked Ghost photo.

4 Naked Ghosts Explore the Ruins of the Green of Hearts Bowling Palace

Right off the top I want to let you know that this is a multi-picture day. It takes these two pictures to capture what needs to be seen in order to get an understanding of the scope of the ruins and the antics of the Naked Ghosts.

First off we have 2 of the Naked Ghosts trying to balance themselves on top of the:



Green of Hearts Bowling Ball

And not doing too good a job as you can see here. Could they have partaken of more spirits that is good for their balance?

Next we see the other 2 Naked Ghosts giving their attention to the Green of Hearts Bowling Pin.



I will not even try to describe the foolishness we see them getting up to here.

I know that the Green of Hearts Bowling Palace is not well known in the islands. It was a semi-well kept secret and thus business was  not all it could have been with proper marketing.

As you can see though, that is not bothering these Naked Ghosts at all. The rumour is that ghosts, and Naked Ghosts in particular, like ruins.

1 Rebel Naked Ghost, Caught Short, Squatting in the Bush

Rebel as in breaking the rules, rebellion, teenage type stuff. Not the rebel from the South of the U.S.A. This is the islands.

Hopefully, this is about the most disgusting Naked Ghost photo you will ever see me post for this blog.

So I spent most of the day indoors working on one thing or another. I finished up the main part of the first draft of a short book I am working on with the working title of:

The Book Of Virgins

Also of late I have been trying to learn the little program that helps you create crossword puzzles. I am making very slow progress. I made my third crossword today as a part of my learning process.

So, feeling a little stir crazy, when this evening rolled around, I suited up and headed out with my trusty camera for a walk and photo shoot.

It was clear from the start that the breeze was picking up some. I also saw the right and left sides of a wanna be rainbow. Just a tiny little bit on each side with nothing in between.

So we have the breeze picking up from a wanna be Tropical Storm (Currently Tropical Depression Four) and a wanna be rainbow. I guess there are some things I wanna be too so all is good I suppose. What say you?

OK, so I come up near the top of this small hill and I hear some rustling and straining in the bush off to the South. I bank a right down a side street and right at the beginning down low I see this sign that says "NO DUMPING ALLOWED" - fair enough right?

So I look behind the sign in the bush and see this:




1 Rebel Naked Ghost, Caught Short, Squatting in the Bush

Things are really getting out of hand down on this little rock I call home. You think that bear family will help out a Naked Ghost? If not he better look out for poison wood and money tamarind.

2 Naked Ghosts Enjoying A Soak In Their Natural Hot Tub

I am sure that you know that life is not always a bed of roses for Naked Ghosts. In point of fact, some days can be very hard for a regular, run of the mill, average Naked Ghost.

For instance, can you imagine how hard it must be for a Naked Ghost to walk against the wind? Much less to run against the wind...

Know this, it will come as less of a surprise that I was able to get this interesting shot:



2 Naked Ghosts Enjoying A Soak In Their Natural Hot Tub

Just imagine you are a hard working Naked Ghost. You have been out all day trying to scare up some business as best you can. Going door to door. Having the door slammed in your face over and *over* again.

So you meet up with another hard working Naked Ghost and decide to go for a swim to cool off, which you do and that is great an all but even better is that you spot this natural hot tub on the way to the sea and after cooling off, you lie back to soak up the warmth and ease your tired and sore non-muscles.

You kick back and enjoy the evening as the sun sinks down.

Ahhh. I would say life's good but you know how it is.